Brookroyal: home

On a brisk winter's morning four peasants awoke with the hopes of becoming warriors. Leaving their cottage in the small village known as BROOKROYAL they set out to earn their honor. Wanting to show their strength, they went from village to village destroying everything in their sight. Raping the horses and riding off on the women. Realizing that this was only a lot of fun(mainly due to extreme reeB consumption) and not an honorable thing to do, they decided to change their ways and show their strength by destroying all the evil in the world. They soon discovered that their world was not as full of evil as they had thought. Not to be discouraged, they decided to destroy the closest thing to evil they could..... emo kids. BUT HOW? Suddenly a thought came to young Kylesis of Behlvilletorious... "An undercover adventure!" he proclaimed. Somewhere in the middle of all the adventure the four young warriors came upon a knight with great facial hair, he was known as Jason from north country. Now our five heroes would disguise themselves as the very thing they would destory. Yielding 6 stringed axes, armor made from denim(that was so tight you could see the hair on their balls), arm bands, random youth sized shirts, star tattoos & haricuts even the Used couldn't pull off they went to Hot Topics and Thrift stores all over the land luring kids to pubs. Once having the evil demons within their grasps they would destroy faces with their bitchin licks and most excellent ninja moves. And that is where you will find our heroes today. So if you should com upon someone who looks to have more scene points than the Warped Tour... BEWARE... it may be one of our five young warriors from BROOKROYAL. And cover your face cause it'll probably get ruled. Jeeoorb!

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